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Cooshee Pups for Sale

May 28, 1024 · cthogan

The renowned breeder of elven hounds, Elenfani of Morby’s Glen, has two pups for sale to the right individuals. The perfect companion for country gentlemen and elfin maidens alike, these pups are extremely intelligent, with forest green fur. One has black spots and the other a white belly. £3 each.

Vernal Equinox Celebration

The Holy Temple of Talath in Hearthgate invites all interested parties to their midday Vernal Equinox festivities, celebrating their god’s renewed triumph over the forces of cold and darkness. The morning gathering will take place on the grounds of the…

Alanna – the First Adventure

Alanna – The First Adventure by Tamora Pierce is the first book in a series of novels depicting the trials of a teenage human female struggling to attain knighthood. It is based on the somewhat amusing notion that humans cannot…

Lonwell - In Progress

Two days south of Heathgate, sits the hamlet of Lonwell. The gateway to the downlands, Lonwell is the last hamlet north of Bedthorpe Downs whose livelihood does not depend on mining, processing, or sale of the chalk. As such it…

Glorguumax

It is with great sorrow that we announce Glorguumax, inter-dimensional plasmic eyeball mass and esteemed editor-in-chief of this newspaper, has been vanquished by adventurers; he was 15,693 Ashrafan years old. Formed out of celestial morass and a titan’s bile, Glorguumax…

Problems with Pilgrims

For the past tenday our town has been overrun by so-called religiously inspired pilgrims, traveling here for the vernal festival of Talath. Every year we must pander to bibulous men and profligate women wandering our streets, befouling our greens, and…

The Vinth - a forgotten place

Most people don’t stop by here anymore. A relic, a warning, an echo of previous lives and passing fancies, Vinth has served as Harbling’s once popular elfin knickknacks shoppe for over three centuries. When contemporary citizens purchase cheap furnishings produced…