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Cooshee Pups for Sale

May 28, 1024 · cthogan

The renowned breeder of elven hounds, Elenfani of Morby’s Glen, has two pups for sale to the right individuals. The perfect companion for country gentlemen and elfin maidens alike, these pups are extremely intelligent, with forest green fur. One has black spots and the other a white belly. £3 each.

Vernal Equinox Celebration

The Holy Temple of Talath in Hearthgate invites all interested parties to their midday Vernal Equinox festivities, celebrating their god’s renewed triumph over the forces of cold and darkness. The morning gathering will take place on the grounds of the…

Problems with Pilgrims

For the past tenday our town has been overrun by so-called religiously inspired pilgrims, traveling here for the vernal festival of Talath. Every year we must pander to bibulous men and profligate women wandering our streets, befouling our greens, and…

Arcane Arsonist Afoot?

Shortly before lauds this morning, a minor fire broke out in Hearthgate’s merchant quarter. According to Sergeant Willoin of the guard, two bodies – believed to be human – were burned in an “offensive and deliberate way” in the middle…

Glorguumax

It is with great sorrow that we announce Glorguumax, inter-dimensional plasmic eyeball mass and esteemed editor-in-chief of this newspaper, has been vanquished by adventurers; he was 15,693 Ashrafan years old. Formed out of celestial morass and a titan’s bile, Glorguumax…

Alanna – the First Adventure

Alanna – The First Adventure by Tamora Pierce is the first book in a series of novels depicting the trials of a teenage human female struggling to attain knighthood. It is based on the somewhat amusing notion that humans cannot…

Daily Augur Blog

Is the entire notion of the Daily Augur incomprehensible? Did an editorial rile you up so much that you have to share your interpretation of the Gerudian civil war? Just an old crank looking to complain? Looking for a greater…