Local Entertainment:
This Weekend

June 12, 1024 · cthogan

† Kael the Messenger, formerly of Duke Ingoulf’s household, will be reciting the Lay of Godebald War-tooth at the Crooke Imp on Friday.

† Orm, Gorm, and Romira are continuing their performances at the Brown Tankard all week.

† Marionettes of Greysmelt & Maggot will be performing at the monthly faire in Brumby on Saturday.

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